WTF is wrong with the American inventors?!?!

What the hell?!?!? A Textee! How fucking lame do you have to be to suck so bad at texting to need this shit. And how do you explain this to someone when you're like I gotta text, [pulls out textees]. People are gonna think you're a effing texting professional at this texting shit. WellI bet its a bunch of fat fingered lames lined around the corner to buy this shit.

And the fucking iSafeBag is a retarded effing idea, like I'm gonna not whoop your ass because your bag makes annoying sounds lol. And the way that the bad guys run away they act like cuz pulled out a 9mm. But all in all wat has happened to the American market?!?!